(from friday night, and for everybody's sake out there, i hope you never meet such people because they are really, just so damn annoying...)

Eh jacqueline tan
hm?
Lol. Tink i saw u at the bus stop jus nw. Again.
Hm really...
No, fake one.
i see...
Ur weird...
Why am i weird?
Duno leh. I duno how to say.
Okay, tell me when you've figured out how to say it then. Because either than that, you don't have substantial evidence to say that i'm weird (:
Ok. But accept my friend request plz.
Why?
Hm... Why not?
Because i don't know who you are
Cn we like just be friends?
Can we don't?
Its always better to have a larger social network :D
Please?
Yes of course it's better to have a larger social network.
But you see, the thing is, i really don't know who you are.
And just because you see me at the bus stop doesn't make us friends.
This is how facebook works. I send u a friend request, u accept the friend request, and we are friends. Simple :D

There's actually much more to that, but then again, some of it involves a mutual friend of mine and his(the stalker's) who i really wouldn't like to mention.
It's really stupid.
I really dislike this stalker person.
And no offence to everyone out there, but really, just because you and i have a(A, as in ONE, or less than ten) friend in common and just because you "see" me at the bus stop, doesn't make us friends, and definitely not via facebook. I mean, if it's someone from my school, then maybe i don't really mind, since my school's community is really small and all and i probably know like 30 other friends of yours, but either than that, hm, no thanks. (:

I'm not being anti-social, really.
Just be lucky if you have never met such people.
Yep.